Episode 12/Transcript

Action Boy: Stop right there, Dr. Havoc! Havoc: What kind of man gives superpowers to children? You guys are way too young to be out there fighting murderers and rapists! Fantasti-Girl: What's a rapist? Havoc: Oh, no, Jesus. Um, never mind. Fantasti-Girl: Are you a rapist? Havoc: No. No, stop. Forget the word "rapist". (to his henchmen) Look, will you get these kids— Fantasti-Girl: (offscreen) Rapist. Havoc: No. Stop saying it. Fantasti-Girl: (playfully) Rapi~st! (cut to inside of Von Duct's lab, where Action Boy is sitting on a table with his broken arm) Action Boy: I... want... my... mom! (resumes bawling) Havoc: Hey, hold on, lady! I'm not the one who let her kids out on a school night to break into other peoples' lairs! Okay? I mean, Jesus, what kind of an absentee mother are you?! Superkids' Mom: Let me hear their voices. I need to know that my babies are okay! Havoc: (holds his phone up) Kids, say hi to your mom. Superkids: Hi mom! Fantasti-Girl: Mom? What's a rapist? Havoc: (covers his phone) Ngh! Superkids' Mom: What? What did she just say?! Havoc: Uh, nothing, nothing! Just--look, uh-long story short, you're gonna have to have a talk with your daughter when gets home. Superkids' Mom: What about Toby? Where's Toby? Is Toby okay? Havoc: Who the fuck is Toby? Toby: (enters through the wall on a hovering infant seat) Captain Baby! Havoc: (sighs) And there's another hole in my wall.