Episode 24/Transcript

Ally: (gasps as the machine begins whirring) Dad, what's this? Havoc: Huh! Oh, no. No no no! (bright flash) Ally!Havoc: ...Oh, shit. Havoc!Ally: What the fuck was that? (looks down) Aahh! Ugh, Dad, what the fuck is going on? Ally!Havoc: Okay, honey. Honey, just relax. Havoc!Ally: Why are you me? Why am I you? Ally!Havoc: Look, sweetie, this is a Freaky Friday box. It takes one person's brain and puts it in another person's body. Havoc!Ally: What? Well then--well then, put us back! Ally!Havoc: Well, it's not that simple, okay? It's a complicated piece of machinery. We never... really could get it working right, that's--why it's down here. Havoc!Ally: Well, you better fucking figure it out, Dad! I can feel your balls! Havoc!Ally: Oh, fuck you, Dad! (accidentally punches herself in the dick, and groans loudly) Ally!Havoc: What the fuck did you think that was gonna do? Havoc!Ally: I don't know, I hate you! Ugh, God, I'm gonna throw up. Ally!Havoc: Wait, what the fuck happened to your accent? Havoc!Ally: Hey, stop grabbing my boobs, you fucking perv! Dad! Kim: (picks up) Hi sweetie, what's up? Ally?: Hey, Mom, uh, just wanna let you know that I love Dad more than you, and I always have. Uh, I think you've made a lot of mistakes in your life, and the biggest one is leaving Dad, heh. I think you need to take a long look in the mirror and realize that you've been really dropping the ball as a mother, and frankly, as a wife. Okay, gotta go, bye. (hangs up) Kim: (stunned silence) (turns on TV)